5 years with a charming young woman - Funny Story

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Well, we've been trying to have children for 5 years without success and… 

I'd like to know how you're doing!

Well, I'm like everyone else…

Yes, but it doesn't work for me! Please give me something!

It's your job as a doctor, isn't it?

Good. I will help you. First you need to buy three things: a soap,

 a bottle of perfume and a broom.

The guy takes note and asks:

Ok, but what is the soap for?

Before any attempt to have a child, you give your wife 

a good bath with soap!

Ok… And with the perfume?

When she's had a good bath, you dry her off, you put her on your

 bed and you perfume her…

Ahhhh all right… And the broom? What do I do with the broom?

Good… When she's well washed, perfumed and ready for the bed, 

you hit the ceiling twice very hard with the broom, and I'll be right there.


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